Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.

"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"

by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019

Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

poop is funny

Finatticz - Don't Drop That Thun Thun

poop is funny and your cann'ot deny that

by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020

poop bubble

poop bubble is when you poop and it pops

i just made a poop bubble in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

Poop muffin

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

by Yes it was January 18, 2021

poop gun

When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.

Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021