Doing a Michael

To act in a pessimistic and nihilistic manner

Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael

by Dankleemurs/memes September 3, 2016

Doing a Michael

Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.

1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."

by MikeyGaydip September 30, 2017

Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time.

Boomquisha: Girl, you see my man Michael Vick on yo Zenith screen last night.
LaPatricia: Oooooooooooo girl, he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Boomquisha: My god, girl, get cho priorities straight. His game is fine too. He ran fo 213 yards and threw for 4 touchdowns.
LaPatricia: (daydreaming) What you say?

by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008

Michael Frazier

Michael Frazier is the best and most handsome guy in the world! He tends to be very very sweet more than half the time and loves completely. He always knows what to say and how to help when needed. He has an amazing personality and is easy to love. Michael Frazier has very pretty brown eyes and soft skin. He has a wonderful taste in music and knows how to treat a girl the way she should be treated. Michael Frazier is the love of my life!

Michael Frazier is so sweet! He really knows how to make me feel beautiful!

by Anna Frazier November 30, 2011

Michael Phelps

Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.

He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.

Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.

Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.

by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008