man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007

man hour

A time to do manly things.

Grab a beer, it's man hour.

by Fitz_stx March 15, 2007

man limb

Penis; male main sexual organ; man's other extremity.

During foreplay, I like to stroke his man limb.

by Kim Bryant December 5, 2007

Man Throbber

A man throbber is essentially just a penis.

I wanted to impress her, so I took out my man throbber, and she gasped . . . repeatedly.

by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008

Parrot Man

A parrot man is someone who is only known for one thing. It refers to someone with a gimmick, who loses all attention when he loses his gimmick.
It is based on Hale and Pace's story of a man who regularly took his parrot to a bar and was wildly popular. One day he showed up without the parrot, to find no one cared about him.
One should be careful not to become a Parrot Man.

Eggers: Hey, why don't you whip out your harp and play us all a tune, buddy.
Feral Meryl: I'm not going to play it every time we're in da club, I don't want to become a Parrot Man.

by Eggers07 March 23, 2008

Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.

Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.

by BFunkEra December 18, 2008

Tact Man

(Adj) A term used flippantly to label a person or situation grossly inept. Often used a reply to a question that has no logical answer. Interchangeable with "Operator as Fuck."

"Hey bro, why the fuck are we standing out in the cold watching the Bar Kays at midnight on a Thursday?"

"Tact Man" *shoulder shrug*

by JoGa November 20, 2014