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punish life

ugly, not attractive, something that you dont like.
can also be just like punished.. damn that girl is punished, punish life
by passion( sweet tea) October 4, 2007
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That's Real Life

The act of a true situation happening with a group of friends. Anything that happens in an everyday situation. Also see "sorry for partying." With the combination of these two words, anything can happen, whether it is real life, or sorry for partying. That's real life.
Cameron and Monica were researching definitions on Urban Dictionary...that's real life.

We spent our Saturday night on UD...that's real life.

Tom was searching for girls and struck out badly...that's real life.
by MasterBakerThatHoe February 22, 2009
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Life Explosion

The act of ejaculation or the ejaculate itself.
"She suffered a life explosion to the eye."

"TK prepared for his impending date with B by having a massive life explosion."
by Dirty Cloud February 4, 2009
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life-clown

When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.
That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!

That life-clown won't take anything serious!

That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013
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Tree of Life

An additional move in the game played in the movie "Waiting". To perform "The Tree of Life" one must stretch their nutsack out as much as possible with a downward pull, having done that one must simply shine a flashlight (from behind) through said nutsack exposing the veiny tree of life within. The amount of kicks the observer receives is determined by the issuer.
The Tree of Life, from whence man originated in natural physical form.
by Tha Dylio November 26, 2013
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My life

my life is shit
by drtjdtyjdtyj November 18, 2018
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Life points

Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
by J4V3 July 12, 2017
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