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In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
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Who is this guy, Jordan?
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she's Jordan

my boy was talking to this girl and he introduced her to me and I told him she's Jordan.
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Jordan

Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan
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Jordan Knapper

A man of value and high intelligence. A true trailblazer.
I just spoke with Jordan Knapper today and I have to say this guy is going to do great things!
by LiptonJohn$7 March 18, 2025
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Jeremy Jordan

Jeremy Jordan is the hottest man alive. You can’t even disagree with me. He is very talented by belting out all of his songs like Santa Fe from Newsies or Past is catching up to me from The great gatsby. I had the ultimate pleasure of seeing him on stage at the great gatsby of December 2024. He was super talented. The way he looked, the way he acted, the way he sung, ugh I love it all. I recommend eithier listening to his band age of madness with their new album, listening to him from his different musicals, or going to see him in person.
Jeremy Jordan is the best actor ever
by Theater kid 1038 March 20, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
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Jordan

She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
Jayla:Hey Jordan

Jordan:Hey Girl You Lookin Fine As A MF
Jayla:NAHHHH dat Is You
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