John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

John Miller

The whitest name of all

Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons

by ofrfr June 1, 2019

john dung

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.

i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'

by michael foolsley January 17, 2010

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

john cassidy

A sexy lad that everyone should should shag

I'm john cassidy and im sexy

by Theshagbag November 11, 2019

john colditz

a man of integrity....a man who's moral could not be broken... a mystery to some and yet a super nova to many.

An amazing person with a heart made of gold. Has a great smile and a personality to die for :-)

john colditz

by likes you November 22, 2011

honest john

A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.

The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.

by honestjohnnnny November 22, 2016