shit ass

Term you use to call someone who is being annoying or just stupid

"Dont talk to me you shit ass" or "Oh man i hit my head" you should have ducked you shitass!"

by tom and a half April 17, 2003

Lesbian Ass

An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.

Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!

by cwilly3 May 29, 2008

phat ass

girl must have a thin waist, then have a round full booty, which has to have a bounce when she walks

Damn bro, did you hit Amber's phat ass last night?
Hell yeah, she couldn't walk after that

by Mike1234 September 21, 2008

Ass Mode

1. A thing that happens sometimes
2. A way of life
3. Not a proper name for a DJ

"Dear Craig, I get nervous when I get to the dentist, what should I do to calm down? I dunno, got any suggestions Geoff?
Well... i'd take off all my clothes and.... Ass Mode."

by Armuun June 15, 2011

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

by Lisa November 7, 2003