The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Get the Devils gate keepermug. by That khd April 25, 2019
Get the Devilmug. Devil's joker is a term that is similar to the idea of Devil's Advocate. It means an individual has said something out of pocket, and responds with a "I was just kidding!" or some variation of that to worm themselves out of the situation. Unlike Devil's advocate it is not announced prior in the form of "to play devil's advocate," instead it is used as a knee jerk reaction based on the social sceario.
by MixMasterShafter January 23, 2025
Get the Devil's Jokermug. devilment
1. An item or action that invokes the devil or other evil spirits
2. Activity or misfortune indicating the presence of the devil or other evil spirits
1. An item or action that invokes the devil or other evil spirits
2. Activity or misfortune indicating the presence of the devil or other evil spirits
A Ouijia board is a devilment according to Madea's "Boo". Demons summoned by the board engage in devilments to torment humans.
by Dann326 May 6, 2024
Get the devilmentmug. A woman wearing light pants while on her period. Gravity takes control of her fate and the flow goes. Consider it one hell of a crime scene.
by DJmoghashira March 22, 2025
Get the Devil’s Waterfallmug. by Goosey's Trims February 17, 2017
Get the Devil's Leckymug. After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
Get the Frozen Devils Clutchmug.