enlistment cock

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

g cock

A great kept secret in the world of spies

“Hey have you heard about g cock? “
“Shut the fuck up”

by jebd43 January 7, 2020

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

cock hopping

Phrase used to describe a person having multiple male sexual partners within a brief span of time. Similar in theory, but should not be confused with: bar hopping.

"I just got out of a long-term relationship. It's cock hopping time."

"I don't call it dating. I call it cock hopping."

"I've been cock hopping for the last few months in search of the perfect match."

by K Reese August 31, 2013

cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."

man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.

by horsecock April 17, 2003

Glass Cock

Been seen before, out of date, hackneyed.

That email you sent me is so glass cock.

by Sick Boy May 22, 2003

cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

by Playa November 24, 2002