Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024

celtard

when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy

celtarded
celdardar

1: If the world is so corrupt, then why does it have good graphics
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard

by 8ty October 15, 2024

captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024

Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

centaire

A hundred of any currency, deriving from the prefix “centa-”, meaning a hundred, as in century, and the suffix “-aire”, denoting an amount of money.

My grandfather gave me a centaire for my birthday!

by dot.py November 26, 2024

Captain

Bay area slang for pimp.

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"

by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024