Cat blanket 

An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.

You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket

Cat blanket by The creator of cat blanket May 30, 2016

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

Cat Locked by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

cat whore 

sebastian michaelis, from black butler (kiroshitsuji)

ciel: where's my cat whore butler

cat whore by saltyyurio January 14, 2017

cat peach 

During anal sex, when a lint or fur ball comes out of the penetratee's asshole.

Hey Daisy how was getting plowed by Bowser last night?
It was going well, but then I got a cat peach

cat peach by 420MarioKartB0iz April 19, 2018

Cat-Dog 

When someone is half pussy and half bitch they are a Cat-Dog

Person 1: Ben is a total pussy!
Person 2: No, he's just a big bitch
Person 3: Then consider him as a Cat-Dog

Cat-Dog by bigboy 112335463663 August 2, 2018

cat front 

Rhyming slang for ‘fat cunt.’

I’ll make myself an online dating profile when I’m less of a cat front.

cat front by MrsBobsy September 8, 2018

cat-le ranch 

(verb) When your cat draws you toward his food source, almost as with an invisible lasso, while periodically peaking behind with a side-eye to confirm he’s got u roped in. picture a cowboy hat on your cat and u get the idea.

Schitters tried to cat-le ranch me today while I was getting dressed but I ignored his efforts.

cat-le ranch by Schitterbug March 27, 2019