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jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone
i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach
by woahits_reese February 13, 2017
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build the bridge

Its coming i need to build the bridge right now
by DingoTheCat March 22, 2017
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Golden Gate Bridge

A sex act involving two females and two males. The males stand apart, facing each other, whilst each female bends over, also facing each other. The females hold hands, as do the males. This creates the shape of an arched suspension bridge, such as the Golden Gate!
Dude, Brad and I brought those two sluts back to the frat house and did a Golden Gate Bridge with them!
by DZSpo August 15, 2017
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Connect the bridge

The act of creating some kind of conntact or connection with a crush
Just go and connect the bridge even if shes out of your league.
by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018
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Howard Frankland Bridge

The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.

It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.

Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
Traffic was heavy on the Howard Frankland Bridge today as usual.
by Badger1848 June 1, 2018
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Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.
Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!
by Kellerino July 6, 2018
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Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.
Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.
by zuulybully July 18, 2018
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