everybody at friends academy s me.
by anonoymous April 20, 2005
friend who doesnt care about you and has alterior motives for everything they do that involves you. is always late and has a lame excuse, who blows you off and makes up excuses and doesnt care.
Sarah-Jane and I are supposed to hang out at 415. SJ calls at almost 4 30. Sarah-Jane says maybe 6 o clock?
She calls at almost 6. She doesnt think she'll be able to hang for a while.. to make it up she tries to schedule a sleepover. then says i'll call you by 8 30 to hang out. she doesnt call. you call her. she'll call u by 9. she calls at 9:04. something came up. sleepover and hanging out-CANCELLED. shes with another friend now. and she thinks youre pissed. and almost says it in a joking way.. like: ha ha im so cute. you'll get over it. ha. thanks for the night. bitch. that is a backstabbing friend.
She calls at almost 6. She doesnt think she'll be able to hang for a while.. to make it up she tries to schedule a sleepover. then says i'll call you by 8 30 to hang out. she doesnt call. you call her. she'll call u by 9. she calls at 9:04. something came up. sleepover and hanging out-CANCELLED. shes with another friend now. and she thinks youre pissed. and almost says it in a joking way.. like: ha ha im so cute. you'll get over it. ha. thanks for the night. bitch. that is a backstabbing friend.
by Katiee June 30, 2005
Laurence: Hey buddy what you up to tonight?
Pete: Going round to James' to watch the game
Laurence: James is such a dick
Pete: I Know, but he's my Football Friend
Pete: Going round to James' to watch the game
Laurence: James is such a dick
Pete: I Know, but he's my Football Friend
by LaurenceLipski September 24, 2007
Someone to have sex without compromise, not an actual sex buddy because you used to have a relationship with that person (According to Grey's Anatomy)
by Pichiko March 13, 2008
My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.
by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008
A Myspacer who adds tons of people, is constantly whored, and allows everyone in, just for the sake of saying they have 8k in their display name. When you try to talk to them, they ignore you, they think they are better than everyone else because of the number of friends they have, even when they don't even know half of them, or talk to them.
That Tera chick is a totaly friend collector, she's never even messaged anyone and she has 5k friends.
by KelseexGore October 10, 2007
by Julez666 July 11, 2008