Salad

A dish with many vegetables and plants

You cant win friends with it, though

Person 1: You don't like salads?

Person 2: You dont like em either

Person 1: Oh yea

by Krdesafghyfsrfht June 23, 2021

Disappointing Salad

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.

Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.

by Dissapointing Salad June 25, 2019

Navajo Salad

When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.

Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.

Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?

by BluHerRoastBeef September 23, 2018

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it

Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad

by Hahu September 4, 2022

Salad mind

“A state where your thoughts clash in confusion, but you think you’re making perfect sense.”

“He sounded deep, but it was just salad mind.”

by Ajumikeke October 25, 2025