(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
by dig bick123 August 18, 2024
Get the Bronkhorstspruit gun barrelmug. A term used to describe a gun with low mobility and high DPS/ammunition. Guns that count as Brody guns consist of: RPG's, LMG's, Anti-material rifles, and of course, the minigun.
by LukeDaNoob February 25, 2021
Get the Brody Gunmug. Hey Bob, If you are going to ask your boss for a raise, you had better be able to explain why you deserve one. You'd better have bullets for the gun.
by tampa4stringer January 28, 2014
Get the bullets for the gunmug. Someone who owns eight or more guns (seventeen on average) and is also a member of the three percent of Americans who own over fifty percent of all guns in the US.
Man, did you hear about Randy? He really went off the reservation. I heard he moved to Texas and became a gun super owner.
by Ron2988 March 17, 2018
Get the gun super ownermug. That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"
Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"
Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"
Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
Get the A gun problemmug. The Spirit Gun made famous in 1990 through,”Yu Yu Hakusho”. Through Japanese inspiration it is with great pride that I bring to you….SPIRIT GUNNING! This is when you’re gettin sucked. Maybe regular, maybe from da byke! Anyway you’re gettin sucked so good that you bust and she keeps going or he whatever. But anyway its so good that your soul is sucked out da shmeckel.
Mike: Bro you were straight spirit gunning the shit out of me! Aye dios mio🫠
Elias: (wipes mouth while looking up) Yeah I know bro I get around. I’m a real whore!
Mike & Elias: (High fives and booty bumps)
Elias: (wipes mouth while looking up) Yeah I know bro I get around. I’m a real whore!
Mike & Elias: (High fives and booty bumps)
by Moe Lester THDT January 24, 2025
Get the Spirit Gunningmug. If your brother was killed by a gun, maybe the gun nuts in this country would stop thinking that more guns will solve everyone's problems. Or maybe not, since they are stupid enough to vote for morons like Donald Trump.
by alcifer August 25, 2016
Get the more gunsmug.