"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"
by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021
Get the Dickmug. When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022
Get the stepdaughter dickmug. When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022
Get the Armadillo Dickmug. When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out
by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023
Get the Dying on the dickmug. by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
Get the Dickmug. by anonymous June 27, 2023
Get the Dick Hoppinmug. My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.
by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020
Get the Dick Bicyclemug.