National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.

Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!

by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Bite ass day

On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !

Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy

*bites down hard on her ass*

by User123;4 October 3, 2020

National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021

National give head to a black girl day

To a black girl near you…. Give her some head why don’t ya
For a good cause to make her feel love and appreciated

National give head to a black girl day
Arrington: Do you say BLM? ✊🏾

Person: 👩🏾 🦱
Person2 : 💆🏾 ♀️👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👨

by suckyuhm0dda October 27, 2021

National shake ass on ft day

On December 1st it’s national shake ass on ft day, so get u a baddie to shake ass for u on ft.

“I’ma tell Nicole that it’s National shake ass on ft day so I can enjoy tonight”

by Danial Gomez December 1, 2020