Kirill dick

The biggest thing in the universe someone said that this thing cum with spatial matter

The theory of Kirill dick

by Molochny xuy January 5, 2022

anti whiskey dick

occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.

(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.

by JCUD114 March 20, 2020

Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.

Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011

right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick

by cornishkid July 1, 2022

Chef Dick

Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.

Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.

Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.

Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick

by AubSnow August 28, 2022