Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.

Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u

by PHDmeme March 13, 2019

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018

Big Dick

The type of things that an Emerson would have

My balls are itchy emerson has a Big Dick. we should hop on

by PenisLordKingJulian April 1, 2022