Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017

Dick

A male human feature.

As I head up to my room I see my stepsisters I can tell my dick is as hard as a rock, as it pointed at her she started undressing I start thinking on how we’ll fuck but she soon starts sucking my dick as I moan she starts to stop and ride me. After cum and spit was on my dick I soon made her suck it up and we dipped.

by 7hotgirlsinabath December 3, 2021

dick sweatin

When a guy is constantly braging about another male preferably a male friend and what they have.

Guy one: Mike stay clean all the time he has money,nice car a house i wish i had that
Guy two: Man stop dick sweatin mike ugh get ya own dude!

by daqueen7440 November 18, 2015

Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day

Timmy: time to do big dick December

by Big Dick December October 6, 2020

Dick

Big

Her dick is Big

by 12369420 October 5, 2019

4 am dick slap

Woke up on bone open hand dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!

by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019