Bitch Ass Trick

A man who is addicted to paying for pussy. So, addicted, he'll put it above everything and everyone else even his family or girlfriend. He lies, manipulates, and acts like a little bitch. He will spend his last dime to fuck a dump truck hooker with diseases but refuses to get help. Most likely still lives with his parents and has never grown up or done anything man like. Wants to be a bitch forever. Pathetic and selfish. Neve takes accountability and blames everything on others like a real bitch. Gets angry when he has to answer for his bitch like behavior and has no remorse or respect. Abused everyone around him. Can't have any real relationship cause he lies and manipulates everyone and has zero ability to be honest, loyal, and not a bitch. Embarrassment has no effect on him. He has no shame in being obsessed with fucking prostitutes and zero desire to stop . Will probably die from disease alone in his parents garage. Has no honor or integrity and provides no positive example of what a man should be for his kids. Throws tantrums like a toddler and justifies everything. Has no regard for others and will abuse people who love him till they are broken with depression and then he'll leave them and go on being a pathetic lying trick but claims to be the victim. Will never offer any kind of amends or remorse and sleeps like a baby after destroying other people.

Chris claimed to be a good guy but was a real bitch ass trick

by GlowUpglam September 17, 2023

Crawling ass

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency

Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.

by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023

Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.

Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!

by GStepz November 7, 2018

Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.

She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!

by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015

Ass Nabbed

When someone or something steals your donkey(s) away from you either to eat,maim,or fuck it.

Man-"Help, Help, someone has Ass Nabbed my donkey.

by an_Azz_Goblin June 6, 2010

Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019