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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
mugGet the shopping with your dickmug.

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy
Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day
by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022
mugGet the National suck a black dick daymug.

Jingle Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!
by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023
mugGet the Jingle Dickmug.

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck
by 18gdup May 9, 2021
mugGet the dick mommug.

quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.
"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023
mugGet the quickie dickmug.

Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017
mugGet the Bitch Dickmug.

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