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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
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Mr. Spink Dat Ass

A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.
As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"
by DANKALICOUS June 3, 2018
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Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD
Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!
by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020
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Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
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Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan
*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020
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Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.
Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.
by SeanPanini May 23, 2018
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