Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".

His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!

by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Moby dick

A big dick in a girls vagina

I gave my wife a moby dick

by Carrot577 December 18, 2019

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

slendy dick

The act of forcing your penis into a tight space where the penis would not normally fit. (Not to be mistaken as needle dick)

I was so horny last night, I gave myself slendy dick with a water bottle.

by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016

Dick to dick

Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back

Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.

A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.

by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022