One-Two Punch

A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.

Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

two for the crew

having two cigarettes or blunts or beers or anything for a group of people

originated when I was stoned off my ass and had two cigarettes left

I got two for the crew

by jimmi waxx December 18, 2004

Two Eggs In A Hanky

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

TWO FISTED DICK

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.

by DARIN SMITH November 22, 2006

Posse of Two

A band of white boys from Oregon.

My favorite band is Posse of Two.

by Joshua Johnson from Peoria September 16, 2008

freaky two shoes

A good girl with a sexually adventurous side to her when in a monogamous relationship

She is a freaky two shoes.

by mgb1121 March 2, 2010

Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

by Schmee June 25, 2004