shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

Arial Shitting

The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.

Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.

by The Bombardier July 10, 2010

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Shit buoy

A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.

Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)

by Des Perateben April 24, 2010

snickers shit

After eating a lot of corn, there can appear a lot of unprocessed grains of corn in your shit.It resembles a snickers chocolate bar,shit-stained grains look like pieces of peanut covered with nougat .Therefore that shit can be called snickers shit.

Man, I ate a lot of corn last night, I had a snickers shit this morning.

by Solid Kong Snake April 3, 2020

pikachu and shit

The basic summary for Pokèmon.

Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!

Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?

Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.

by Elite sniper 1199 November 15, 2014

Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019