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Two Pigs in a Blanket

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
by Trpldckng October 26, 2018
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Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
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peppa pig is queen

person 1: tell me something!
person 2: peppa pig is queen
by reaganslol January 21, 2021
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Arizona Pig Skinner

When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth
“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.
by Blahsum January 6, 2022
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The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig

The act of a male rimming a female that is on all fours while proceeding to finger her, resembling the manner in which one would eat a guinea pig in Ecuador.
"hey, how was Ecuador?"
"Good, I gave this prostitute The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig.
by ....that one guy January 13, 2014
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dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
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rig pig queen

A female even more depraved than a rig pig that latches on to said rig pig for the lifted truck, toys, drugs, and dirty oil money.

After the rig pig loses his job, the rig pig queen moves on to it's next rig pig.

Useless human being.

See rig pig definition for more information on rig pigs.
The rig pig queen sucked the rig pigs dick for his dirty oil money.
by Tybur February 2, 2015
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