Hot sausage roll

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate

Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

by Memo watkins November 21, 2016

the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

by Memo watkins November 21, 2016