A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Get the Short Story Schlongmug. by Sadly not big June 21, 2022
Get the Short staffed 69mug. When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.
by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022
Get the Short energymug. Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
Get the short shaftmug. Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018
Get the Curly Short Onesmug. by 5onapgov September 27, 2023
Get the Aidan Nguyen (short)mug. As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
by Xi- November 18, 2020
Get the Short Dickmug.