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Real Sexual Bases 

These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek

3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out

5. Hickey on Neck

6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Finger/Handjob

9. Blowjob/eat pussy

10. Sex

11. Sex with role play

12. Threesome

13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.

P2: Damn, how far did you go?

P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation

Scenario 2:

P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
Real Sexual Bases by gutjop August 5, 2021

corpse sexual 

When you have a crush on corpse and only corpse 😝
Omg y’all I’m corpse sexual

Xenogender sexual

When you are attracted to people who identify as xenogender
Person 1 "I'm xenogender sexual."

Person 2 "What does that mean?"

Person 1 "It means people who identify as xenogender turn me on."

Person 2 "I support you."

Multi-sexual 

When a man/women is attracted to both sexes AND animals/other life forms
Guy1: That female deer is so fucking sexy
Guy2:whaaa?
Guy1: you didnt know, im multi-sexual
Multi-sexual by Stud Muffin335 August 19, 2011

Creepy Sexual 

Creepy Sexual by Nigger? March 13, 2009

Retro-sexual 

Someone who used to have sex but now doesn't whether voluntarily or not.
I use to do it all the time but now I'm a retro-sexual
Retro-sexual by SLD1989 February 12, 2009