clit sick

When the clitoris explodes into a pool of puss when a getting eaten out

Boyfriend: You need to see a gynecologist
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: clit sick nigga

by Haggis.huncher.muncher. 56 March 29, 2024

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poop sick

when you hace eaten so mush since your last poop that nothing more can go in until something goes out

ex.

- 'Hey do you want any shawarma?'
- 'No thanks, man, i'm real poop sick. It's been 3 days since I last dropped anchor'

by pricklypear69 May 18, 2024

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Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

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Pool sick

When you spend to much time in the pool and start to feel gross so you need to get out

“The pool is so nice but i need to get out im starting to feel pool sick”

by Ri was here February 13, 2025

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Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.

Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.

by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025

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