Pong Sex

Sex that is boring, just like Pong.

Lachlan: Dude, this chick and I had some really bad pong sex. I could almost hear the beeping noises!
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?

by HighLordWolnir February 12, 2021

free sex!

free sex aka thugger aka young thug the goat himself

free sex! till its backwards!

by barkela March 21, 2023

chainsaw sex

When the dude's dick is so ribbed it's like having a chainsaw up your anus.

'dude i had some like mad chainsaw sex last night. my asshole /is/ most certainly bleeding.'
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)

by NIPPINS-monghed August 8, 2015

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

Symphony Sex

Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.

As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.

by Kate Charlton August 21, 2008

butt sex

-noun
1. An expression of extreme dilike or frustration, esp. as a reference to gay butt sex. It was originally used for comical intent, then as an insult, then eventually just an expression.
2. An exclamatory phrase used to show anger, esp. after the loss of an event such as a video game.
-adj.
1. Anything as or of relating to an expression of frustration, again esp. as a reference to gay butt sex.

-noun
1. (After getting pwned by a friend) So pretty much you like teh butt sex.
2. (Again after getting pwned by a friend) Butt sex! (angrily)
-adj.
1. (After losing a game of SSBM) So that was a pretty butt sex game if you ask me.

by That one guy... what was his name March 24, 2007

Sex sandwich

The act of two male bodies' double-penetrating a female, wherein the female serves as the meat between the two men, each of whose erect penises is affixed within the female, one in her anus and the other in her vagina. Generally, the male bodies avoid physical contact, although incidental contact is usually unavoidable; however, such contact normally does not serve as a deterrent for even heterosexual men who create a sex sandwich due to the extreme physical pleasure and sexual arousal caused by such an act. The female may face either upward or downward in the sandwich and is often adorned with makeup and even jewelry and/or high heels/boots but rarely anything else. All three bodies are otherwise nude. The sex sandwich is often regarded as one of the hottest sexual positions that can be achieved.

Dan and Keith enjoyed a sex sandwich with Katie last night before simultaneously cumming on the young blonde's face.

by captainclutch86 May 21, 2016