Roberted

A friend of mine who is a big big mongoose and a rat

And it means that he's becoming dumber

Dam every day I get Roberted one by one.

by DiaTheFriendOfRobert March 4, 2022

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roberto vargas

Roberto Vargas is an amazing guy with a huge penis. he has the biggest heart, and will make you standards of men go up tremendously. he has a beautiful smile with dimples, and the cutest eyes ever. he's often insecure in his eyes, but in everyone else's eyes he is perfect. he sleeps with a stuffed bunny usually, and has a dog named Frankee. he is genuinely the most beautiful guy I've ever met. he is shy at first, but when you get to connect with him and appreciate him, he calls you mommy. You will fall involve with him without a doubt. He's very caring and patient, especially when you don't know how to communicate your feelings. Everyone needs a robby vargas in their life. I'm so glad I found mine. Anyway, he has a massive 15 inch penis that will demolish your vagina lips. He is also usually into feet. DON'T LET HIM LICK YOUR FEET! I wish robby saw himself the way I have seen him, since from when I met him till now. I love him. He always knows how to boost your confidence and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's they type to open the door on all your dates, cry during marriage, make your parents love him more then you, etc. He's the type you loom forward to having a future with, to marry.

"Wow! That guy is so respectful and has a horse cock between his legs!"
"Must be a Roberto vargas!"

by KW vargas March 7, 2022

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roberts

oh your dick is fine robbey! i love you! oh, yes, feed me that cum!!!!!!!

roberts is nice

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

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robertpattinsonisleng

A tictok account that makes unfunny posts. They think Robert pattinson likes them but he will never know them or ever even make eye contact with them

Person 1: Have you seen robertpattinsonisleng new post?

Person 2: Yeah it was shit

by Ihaterobertpattinsonisleng March 21, 2022

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Roberts

A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.

"Oh my god, is that Roberts?!??! I NEED HIS COCK!!!!

by Lanky-Slav April 1, 2022

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