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Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
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pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022
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wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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I was ambushed by the notorious WALLET PIRATE.
by chipbully November 2, 2014
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Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
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ass pirate

by randommmmmmmmmmmmm October 25, 2009
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pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in
my girl made a pirate door om me
by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018
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pirate

came from across the seas, none of which were African American
the pirates are here!
by caroline hogan December 7, 2013
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