by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017
Get the pirate eye mug.Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
by Medix457 April 7, 2022
Get the One Eye’d Pirate mug.Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?
Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!
Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.
There is a beach pirate in the flip!
Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!
Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.
There is a beach pirate in the flip!
Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!
by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011
Get the Beach Pirate mug.When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021
Get the The Pirate Sal mug.When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
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Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 8, 2020
Get the Pirate eye mug.When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023
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