brb time

the unspecified period of time following a brb after which it is realized that a bbs or bbl would have been more appropriate
he said brb, but he's been gone for six hours. his brb time ran out long ago.
by hanseltron March 27, 2007
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Time Child

Refering to a person with a distant eccentric intelligence as if from another time. A Time Child's complexly annalytical world view is broader and richer than an average human. Time children are typically gifted in the arts as well as having vaguley expressed supernatural abilities including clairvoyance. The term was created by Conor as a nickname for his friend Jonah.
Hunter S. Thompson was a total Time Child.
by TruthMachine February 13, 2009
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end times

A span of time that is know as the "End Times", consisting of over 2,000 years to date. How far into this "End Times" Age we are remains to be unknown.
At the end times of this Age.
by AmiAmmiel November 25, 2013
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Fappy Time

The state of mind one finds him/herself in when the time is right to fap (a perverted version of happy time)
Dude, I just finished watching Game of Thrones, and I'm home alone, not it's fappy time.
by Gingerbeardman December 16, 2014
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Computer Time

That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."

Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"

Man: "True dhat!"
by Turkey Trot March 17, 2011
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Brine Time

when you piss in someone's mouth prior to a hummdiddle or blowjob. Often the individul claiming that it is "Brine Time" refers to the recipient as bitch or ho, and substitutes f's for th's in conversation.
"It's Brine Time Bitch. I'm gonna piss in yo mouf. Now suck my dick!"
by Dr. Ian Super February 27, 2008
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2 timing

When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.
Girl 1: Im dating Jaylan
Girl 2: wtf me too!
Girl 1: He must be 2 timing us :(
by n_m1237 December 03, 2016
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