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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)

One who is whilst pro Jewish state yet against the continuation of expansion at the expense of the dispossessed in that cause and the disregard for the human right of other
Whilst pro Israel and the cause of Jewish people, I consider myself PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)as am wholeheartedly against the dispossession of others to that end
by Mr Consent January 25, 2025
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jew

In New York, it is is slang for someone who gets money/scams who lives a lavish lifestyle.
"Yo did that wave you were on earlier hit?"
"Of course, im the top jew"
by AnonymousDa1 June 14, 2024
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Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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Llanta Jew

A person that is very cheap and grugal.
Oh, that foo is a llanta jew.
by MatrixYT January 14, 2025
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White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite
We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)
by Zombie Jegus April 20, 2018
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