Mexican Shitkicker 

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

Mexican Shitkicker by slancio April 26, 2011

Mexican tool bag 

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

Mexican tool bag by jamaaly May 6, 2011

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

Mexican Splurt by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

Mexican handwash 

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

Mexican handwash by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.

We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.

Mexican Taxi Cab by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

Mexican Umbrella 

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

Mexican Umbrella by supramaj January 10, 2012

Mexican delivery 

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

Mexican delivery by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012