Party like a werewolf

When one wakes up covered in food and surrounded by wrappers with no recollection of the even happening

Dude 1 "dude you made a mess"
Dude 2 "fuck man, I partied like a werewolf last night"
Dude 3 "awesome man I party like a werewolf every night"

by Kurtle69666 January 24, 2011

Life is like a sandwich

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first

“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”

by Trackstar794 February 15, 2022

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

shilky like a scando

Extremely clean, fresh, attractive and/or stylish in a similar fashion to a high-class Scandinavian individual.

That dude is shilky like a scando.

by uzzyjabber December 7, 2018

Built like a stick

This describes a person who is really skinny and probably underweight. Or it's someone who isn't very strong.

"You're Built like a stick."
"They're so weak you could snap their bones, they're built like a stick."

by InquisitiveLuck January 22, 2022

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009