Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

Kick dick day

Can also be on 5th october

Oh no its kick dick day

by Jef11 October 2, 2020

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Kick the Ball

my game which was made in 2001. i was 8 years old and i played with my friend brennan

Me: Hey Brennan, wanna play Kick the Ball?
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!

by Wobort May 23, 2022

kick it up a notch

Doing it a bit more fancy

Dude 1: Dude let's go to kfc!

Dude 2: OH HELL NO!

Dude 3: O H HELL NO!

Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!

by sorken2 March 25, 2017

Drop Kick

An acrobatic professional wrestling maneuver in which a person launches both of their feet high in the air to strike a person or object. Most famously, this was what Mr. Belvedere always did to his jacket when he came through the door.

When I drop kicked my jacket when I came through the door, no one glared.

by David Brumbelow July 2, 2022

kick it B

when you wanna quote that badass action movie but you forgot what it said.

Joe: Oh, that movie? I remember it. I loved this one quote from it but I forgot what it was :/

Nate: i think it was"kick it B."

Joe: .....

by thepersonwhohasitall September 2, 2016