Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

Jesus H2O Christ by fillikirch August 25, 2021

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Jesus Boob Cult

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.

Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!

Jesus Boob Cult by JBC is life September 24, 2021

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a famous boy with a gen pfp

funny but will demolish you in an argument

“did you see what happened to Tom?”
“yeah bruh he got absolutely jesus.gov ed😭”

jesus.gov by ithinkidideatthat October 7, 2021

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