Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 1, 2005

Jack meat

The extra meat that hangs down from a gapped vagina

that chic has some serious jackmeat

by rikdogg September 24, 2003

Jack Off

1. What a man does when his penis erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic hard-on, stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the penis barfs up massive amounts of white-nut vomit in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass.

2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.

3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.

1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".

2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".

3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".

by Mr. Friscus February 3, 2010

bust a jack

To smoke a cigarette.

Let's go outside and bust a jack.

by mrmaximize September 9, 2003

Jack Coff

A crank name, similar to Ben Dover and Pat McGroin. Sounds like "Jack-off" if said correctly.

Heya. Ben Dover, Pat McGroin and Jack Coff.

by Steaver370 September 24, 2004

Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.

I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

jacked up

high on some kind of upper, coke, speed, ecstacy, etc.

this shit is fuckin great man, it had me all jacked up last night

by watzy December 11, 2008