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Hand Thrusting

A hand signal used when enfuriated to express to specific person(s) that they are aggrivating, annoying or perhaps jewish.

Hand thrusting can be done by putting one's hand in a fin like manor on their forehead, and swinging out violently toward the person(s) intended.
Blaine: You remember Yazmin's party?
Ryan: The one where i took my clothes off?
Blaine: Yeah, you remember her sister?
Ryan: Is she the so called "13 year old" that i would so totally do?
Blaine: Yeah! Ah, She could not have been 13!
Craig: What? 13 year old? I only really go for 12 year old's to be fair. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I've just been circumcised. Oh and by the way, I told your girlfriends family that you smoke, do drugs and hit girls.

Ryan: Did he just aggrevate, annoy and be jewish toward us?
Blaine: I think so..

Bryian: DICKHEAD *Hand thrusting*
by Bryian. February 25, 2009
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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
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deez hands

What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.
Mew2king needs to go to the doctor for deez hands.
by Meleelover69 January 16, 2016
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Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"
Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"
by colley301279 August 26, 2007
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place the hand

When your playing poker, and you wish your partner to place there hand.. but they end up grabbing there tits.
by PLACETHEHAND March 26, 2010
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hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much
me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"
by bigsimmo May 1, 2008
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Puss-hand

The way your hand smells after you finger a girl.
Guy 1: Dude after I fingered Katie I had total puss-hand.
Guy 2: Nasty, bro.
by jdt13 August 16, 2011
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