Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.
by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

no dads only moms
by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022

Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?
Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !
Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !
by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.
Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022
