dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023

Full as a goog

A goog is the tip of a condom.

Nothing worse than finishing a dinner and Grandma say “ooff I’m full as a goog” and grandpa sitting in silence thinking “yeah ya are!!l

by Peppieskunkcat December 31, 2023

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

thick as a Gurkhas forskin

Someone who is lacking in common sense or knowledge,

“your as thick as a Gurkhas forskin”

by Welshman92 January 10, 2024

X (as a colombine)

1. Used as a replacement for the prefix “ex” or “ecks” in writing
2. Used to show ones absence
3. Replacement for “example”

X (as a colombine)

1. Xiting (Exiting), Xelseoure (Eckselseoure)
2. He was Xed off the list
3. x. Flowers

by Genomenreu DDD January 16, 2024

Reyt as a bobbin

A old skool Yorkshire phrase. Meaning you, someone or something is fine. Something is in good condition or is pretty perfect for what you need.

Q: Do you have a bad hangover after last night pal?

A: Nah mate, I'm reyt as a bobbin.

Or

Q: Does that jacket I bought for you fit you? Do you like it?

A: Yeah, it's reyt as a bobbin thanks.

by Yorkiepud February 17, 2024