cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

fabian is short

he is short af

fabian is short is short

by chadad123312 November 14, 2023

Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.

Hampus is really short compared to other people

by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019

short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.

Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.

by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015

Short

Louis Tomlinson

he’s not 5’9 btw

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short

by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023