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Chris Rocked

An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.

Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.

This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).

Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.

Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.

Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.

*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.

Bro#2: How Unlucky.
by Mz. Blackbird March 28, 2022
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Rock Tossing

Similar to Snowballing (when a woman french kisses cum back into a mans mouth) except performed with a kidney stone.
I was rock tossing with my girl last night and that stone tastes so good.
by BIG WALRUS eggs September 6, 2021
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rock blocking

to block someones enjoyment of music, seeing it, playing it, or hearing it.
I play drums and sometimes do jobs where other drummers will sit in on my kit. One night at a quiet Jazz gig, this jackass sat in and played super loud, repositioned the drums and Beat on them, denting the drum heads badly!! Rock Blocking!!!! I played with a pop band at SXSW at the Apple store in 08. We didn't have a bass played so the Crazy band leader said I shouldn't play because it would be hard for the band even though they had drums set up already, sounded like an excuse not to pay me for the show too!!!! Rock Blocking by your own band mates!!! I have played shows where someone had pissed off the sound guy and he decided to make it impossible to hear ourselves on stage. He also made us sound like shit!! Rock Blocking!!!
by Sticks Magoo February 11, 2009
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rise to the rock

rise to the rock means rise=high/slash smoke sum weed mane + the rock=stoned so rise to the rock ya fucking cunts and smoke all day

RIP Brad
yo cunts lets listen to sublime and smoke a phatty and ''rise to the rock''.
by Dylan Rulez ya fuckin cunt September 22, 2009
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Momma Rocks

Anything that you think funny, even hilarious and witty. Even if it means that it insults your friends.
Haha, I Momma Rocksed yo ass!

Yah and in front of Marie too....
by Naterade October 12, 2006
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Nut Rock

A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin.
And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.
by I.S.P. March 25, 2009
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Slap-a-Rock

the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something
(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.
by J-moff March 30, 2007
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