by ♡•Jordan•♡ October 12, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A person (could be a guy or a girl, but they're often dudes) who does nice things with the expectation of getting something in return- typically sex or a smooch or smth. Not to be confused with a nice guy, who thinks they're deserving of female attention just for not bullying her.
Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp
Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp
Girl: Thank you for holding the door :)
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp
by coolkiddo69 May 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by milliiekinsonisasimp September 30, 2020
Get the major simp mug.a simp is someone who devotes all of their attention to you. they spend every last second trying to impress you. they adore you with their whole heart. you are the center of their universe, the only reason they care. a simp is someone who is only kind to you, will love/care for only you.
by psyzzz April 8, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Simp is a contraction for Simpleton , Simpleton is a contraction for Simple Person.
ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.
ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.
'All these Simp's keep making up their own definitions for a word already established.'
Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'
Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'
by Braybee April 4, 2021
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