by niccypants101 February 17, 2022
by Peehead January 29, 2019
An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
You have nigger rights
by I have rights April 18, 2022
Person 1: yo I kicked this preschooler the other day
Person 2: with the left or right leg?
Person 1: Right, why?
Person 2: Pussy.
Person 2: with the left or right leg?
Person 1: Right, why?
Person 2: Pussy.
by Leftleglegend May 02, 2022
You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
by im so craycray March 29, 2021
To make a Jersey right, You make a left, another left, and another left and your right there. (Which is impossible in New Jersey because you cant' turn left)
by phon3guy October 04, 2022