A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Get the Purple Shortsmug. by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
Get the Short-dickedmug. lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person
by none ya bussines January 19, 2023
Get the National bully a short person daymug. A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************
by Andre yo momma September 3, 2009
Get the Sparkly Shortsmug. The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.
by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025
Get the Going short busmug.