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Shit buoy

A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
by Des Perateben April 24, 2010
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Arial Shitting

The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.
Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.
by The Bombardier July 10, 2010
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Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle
Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”
by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019
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shitting chords

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
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pikachu and shit

Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!

Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?

Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
by Elite sniper 1199 November 15, 2014
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Shit in the mikveh

"To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.
Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020
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Gigunda Shit

A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.
Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.
by TheDumpman March 16, 2017
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