A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
by Des Perateben April 24, 2010
Get the Shit buoymug. The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.
by The Bombardier July 10, 2010
Get the Arial Shittingmug. Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?
“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”
“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”
by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019
Get the Shit and minglemug. When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.
Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
Get the shitting chordsmug. Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!
Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?
Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?
Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
by Elite sniper 1199 November 15, 2014
Get the pikachu and shitmug. "To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.
Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020
Get the Shit in the mikvehmug. A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.
Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.
by TheDumpman March 16, 2017
Get the Gigunda Shitmug.